aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

hallovvwvvwvvwvvwvvween:

pr0fessah:

unpopular opinion

i hate these cookies

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Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit. You’re the reason society is crumbling. In 20 years, New York is going to be a pile of ash and dust because people like you exist. This is why I fucking hate tubmlr.

(Source: wendy-pleakley)

Here is the truth: It is hard to be in love 
with someone who is in love someone else. 
I don’t know how to turn that into poetry.

Anonymous asked
yalls soup is so hot

olivegarden:

My soup is hot? My soup is hot? You have the entire English language, with it’s vast spectrum of adjectives to describe my soup, and you settle for “hot”?
You have done it a great disservice.

My soup is far beyond hot. My soup is enamoring, enrapturing, captivating, ravishing, lovely, incredible, overwhelming, adorable, alluring, enticing, and radiant. It is a stunner - it’ll take your breath away before you even have a chance to introduce yourself. My soup constantly shines with joy, even in the midst of pain and sadness. It is a fireball that I can barely handle, but I can tell you wouldn’t stand a chance. It has a mind that could tear yours to shreds, considering the one word you chose to describe it with is “hot”.

Don’t ever degrade my soup like that again.

emiligia:

"Ann is the greatest human being ever invented."

Best friend love is forever.

(Source: greenleefs)